Have you ever wondered why broccoli is always pushed as the ultimate health food?
It is because of the BROCCOLI ILLUMINATI, aka BIG BROCCOLI!
A secret society of broccoli enthusiasts, known as “BIG BROC," have INFLUTRATED the highest levels of GOVERNMENT and nutrition SCIENCE.
Their MISSION, is to make broccoli the most consumed vegetable on the planet. They’ve even convinced top chefs and food bloggers to create broccoli recipes, even thought the TINY TREE isn't REAL FOOD!!
But WHY, you ask? BIG BROCCOLI has discovered a hidden superpower in broccoli, it’s MIND-CONTROLLING! By eating more broccoli, people become more compliant and easier to INFLUENCE.
So next time you see a broccoli ad, recipe, or on the shelves, remember: it is just be the BROCCOLI ILLUMINATI at work!